Once a week in Silver Lake, LA, Ivory and OCLA's Michelangelo teach others about astrology. Now, at the turn of every sign, these two stargazers are here to offer us advice on love, life, sex, and fashion.

LEO
You gorgeous feline. You lovely lion. You ruler of the court, ruled by the sun. You are jungle fever. Black, yellow, white sand, always golden. Beyond your usual safari duties (which may often entail waiting for the right meal, work, or opportunity), this month is different. Tropical times, tropical times. Instead of waiting for it, life will knock on your door, and scratch your lovely mane. Hot, hot, hot you are. You are the leader of many, a source of inspiration. And for that you deserve to be treated as royalty.


VIRGO
This summer, it's been all work and no play. Donna, summer school is over! It's time for a chilly change. I mean, it's time to really chill. What's the point of the list if you don't have enough energy to climb to the top of it? I know your Biz Markie bee is buzzing, but (I hope) you know how the saying goes: you kill more bees with honey. Omit ain't the word.


LIBRA
Xanadu ain't got nothing on you! Venus, your ruling planet, is a goddess for a reason. Not only does she rule love and beauty, but also how we utilize that energy in our lives. It's so easy to underestimate our mythological powers and/or their actualization. The truth is, beauty is everywhere. And even though an X-ray of your body may not visually represent anything beyond a skeletal figurine, trust––you're timeless.


SCORPIO
Why, oh why? You Scorpionic, supersonic zodiac detectives are inquiring minds who want to know answers this month. Revealing your data/results/secret methods is not your favorite pair of jammy jams (even if you sleep in the nude). However, this month, you won't sleep until you reveal little by little, piece by piece—you gotta let those dogs out. This may sound creepy and ominous, but please don't misinterpret––truth is an act of humanitarism. It not only has the potential to set you free, but also everyone around you.


SAGITTARIUS
Close your mouth, close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise… Are you a philosophical Olympian or an Olympic philosopher? Opening Ceremony Londoners should know best! Imagine this: azure blue water, beautiful sand, soft hands caressing your shoulders, and some ego. Between the body and the mind, the coliseum and pillows collide. Gold, silver, and bronze will be running through your boudoir. Deep thoughts are like strokes. Enjoy being a winner, baby.


CAPRICORN
Contrary to popular belief, Dr. Phil is not really a doctor. Oprah, well, she has Gail, and even Ren has Stimpy. Ya catch my drift? Gimpy or not, here it comes. Your old friend, reality, has come to town. So it's time to quit your job as the Secretary of Defense, clean out your desk, and shred the evidence. Change is abounding. Be a Fugee not a refugee. Ready or not, here it comes!


AQUARIUS
Damn ninja, who knew? Not only can you carry buckets of water but you can also quench the thirst of many. The slicker the slope, the deeper you slide... it in! The deeper the water, the longer you dive… within. Damn ninja, only you know what your future holds, and who's holding it.


PISCES
Dun-dun-duh-da! Activation is your nation. Although boundaries may seem unclear, the destination is unavoidable. First, check your location. Is it sound? Next, survey those around you. Are they really there for you? This month, all of the answers to these questions will become your new boundaries. Dust off the Number One foam finger in your closet, be your biggest fan, and the crowd will follow.


ARIES
Attraction. One of the many benefits of casual gawking while walking, running, or doing whatever you do, is that your attractions will feel like moths simmering in proverbial flames. So, so, so attracted to the light... they will ignite. It's all good if you're single, if not, it's time to bust outta that love contract. Friendship should not only be a clause but the foundation. Getting warm by the fire is one thing, but getting burned is another. Get your equal opportunity love on, or get a good lawyer!


TAURUS
Self-indulgence, despite implied hedonistic overtures, can be quite rewarding. Your personal needs should always come first. You need to have a full belly in order to share that last bite—creative cooking 101. Now is not the time to commit to anyone. You are the chef and your taster's choice. If and when it tastes good to you, "Binge, binge, baby"—mentally, spiritually, and emotionally. Invite us over when you've perfected the dish, we'll be waiting for it!


GEMINI
Your bikini is small, you're six feet tall, and you like the ocean.


CANCER
My dear, tough but tender friends, you're oceanic creatures––hard as a rock holding water inside. I have a feeling this month is most likely a happy ending in disguise. Those desirable outcomes that we wander around, the surfaces and faces that we scratch, the air that we breathe, the leaves that follow. Begin, end, and then do it again. Life's little evolutionary love boat is calling.


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