Cancer: Pretty princess, it’s your birthday month and this is your new dress! The Norma Kamali Sleeveless Coat DressLeo, it might get cold in the park after dark, so bundle up with your "friend" in this Pendleton Rio Concho Virgin Wool blanket.
Virgo, refrain from analysis paralysis. Leave your over-thinking cap at home and put on this Fleet Ilya VISOR instead!
Libra, think and see clearly in these glossy shades by Thierry Lasry.
Scorpio: For you, TEENVAG #2. It's a no-brainer.
Sagittarius, get this Deer Dana STEVE JOBS TEE. After all, who better to look up to for brand cultivation than Mr. Steve Jobs.
Capricorn, think of how cute you'd look in these Nick Wooster Camouflage Briefs once your bedroom door is unlocked.
Aquarius: These aqua blue Warriors of Radness x OC BOARD SHORTS are so your summer steeze. Turn on that jacuzzi jet and get in already!
Pisces: Chiquita banana, you OWN this look right now! You are at the front of the conga line and everyone is following you. (Reyn Spooner for Opening Ceremony COCO SHIRT DRESS)
Aries, since your booty is a 10 right now you might as well slip on these booty shorts by TEN. The price ain't bad either!
Taurus, the newest Candy mag is your gift! An alien Tilda Swinton, pregnant male models––it’s all so artistically inspiring.
Gemini: We are mere Gilligans when you wear the OC for Reyn Spooner Short-Sleeve Button Down this well, Captain Skipper.
Once a week in Silver Lake, LA, Ivory and OCLA's Michelangelo teach others about astrology. Now, at the turn of every sign, these two stargazers are here to offer us advice on love, life, sex, and fashion.
Warrior you are... Princess you are becoming. Lay your daggers to rest, put on a new dress, and know you are better than the rest. Stay golden, honey. Cyndi Leprechaun is waiting for you, time after time, with your lucky charms at the end of rainbow. Even though all your friends are hollerin', you might want to find that Zen garden instead. Personal field trips are a plus, and you might even find a charming frog along the way.
Transcendental lover, picnic in the park. Friends with benefits, especially after dark. Just because the two of you aren't talking about it doesn't mean you're not thinking about it. Let your higher minds and body vibes collide.
Your thinking cap may be one of your favorite accessories but can you tell me, Virgo, the difference between selective and picky? Let love rule! For real, let it. Don't be scared to bust a move, the odds are in your favor. Ain't no mountain high enough––even if it's your boss. Responsibilities, although implied, are not your jail sentence. It is summer, after all. Enjoy yourself, bitch!
Got chapstick? If not, you’re gonna need it, since you've been kissing so much a**. (Not to say the favor hasn’t been returned.) Clear minds lend to clear hearts as long as intentions are pure, and so will be the rewards. Intimacy has many forms this month, Libra, whether it’s a good book or an awkward shag. Optimism and open-mindedness go a long way. Emphasize freedom, it will bring you closer to your personal belief system.
Marvin Gaye said it best, "When you get that feelin', you need sexual healing." Whether it’s alone or with others, masturbation is key. Criticism is never cute, especially from friends, but sometimes those nails on the chalkboard are necessary. Pick up a stick and get stoned. Your mind may be going a mile a minute, but tell your inner "bitch to be cool, hunny bunny”.
Han Solo, Lone Ranger, or any other solitary creature should be your spirit animal this month. Turn off your cell phone, unplug your computer, and put your blank into blank ;) For a long time you’ve been cultivating ways to make your own brand, which of course, with your luck, will bring you more cash. So don't be scared to pinch those pennies, there's plenty more to come. Loneliness is a choice, not a reality.
Write your own philosphy book, make it not only the law of your land but the keys to unlock your bedroom door. Time to explore all forms of communication, physical or otherwise. Home is where your heart, brain, and courage reside. Follow your self-created yellow brick road, or build it yourself if necessary.
Sometimes flights are delayed and entrances are closed. But this doesn’t mean that you won't arrive at your desired destination. Sometimes a row is hard to hoe, but when the harvest comes, all the hard work is worth it! You may feel that you have been sacrificing a lot, but just know that your crop will come! Yoga, jacuzzis––any relaxing activities you enjoy are essential. Deep breath, you're almost there :)
Party all the time, party all the time! It’s a nice way to escape all the emotional ch-ch-changes you've been going through. Ladies, get your nails and your hair did, and when I say ladies I mean gentlemen too! Friends can unexpectedly give you directions to a new form of romance. Get your beauty rest and emotional naps when necessary, because Pisces, wherever you go is the party!
Looking for love in all the wrong places? Aries, now is the time to cultivate the Oprah within. Your new diet regime may be the result of your tight buns, but where are you getting your protein$? Duality is a component of life: night > day, yin > yang, M > F, up > down, in > out––OOH, who? Ummm, R U?
Forget shabby chic. You are living and breathing bohemian. Friendships formed with wise strangers are just another way out of your old dangers. Mental tennis, Taurus, should be your new hobby. Study, study. Whether it's sporty or scary, it's up to you. Finding new and innovative ways to communicate with others will help you form a new creative outlook. If you weren't feeling spicy already, you will be soon.
Start, finish, begin––again. Touch and go, you never know which way the wheel of life will turn you. Imagine, Gemini, that you are the captain of the relationSHIP. Sticky situations always occur so hold on tight. The destiny you desire is right around the corner. Turbulent tides will lead you into calmer waters.