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  Gemini, guilt is as useless as pity... especially if it's a one-off. For your trip, don't forget your TRAVEL KIT by Aesop.  Cancer, maybe it's time to visit your homeland. Either way, your future’s so bright you’ll have to wear these MIRROR LENS SHADES by Prism.   Leo, invoke James Dean, go out beautiful AND mean in this CASTRO PICADA LEATHER JACKET by Hermanos Estebecorena!  Virgo, listen to fellow earth sign Shannon Funchess' band LIGHT ASYLUM while you trudge through the piles of clothes in your closet. 
Libra, what we do know is that you’re pretty and so is this PEACE CAGE RING, from Low Luv by Erin Wasson! 
Scorpio, success is sweet and these Q-Pot. MINT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM RINGS look good enough to eat! 
Sagittarius, kiss'n'submit, or just remember that some knights [sic] last forever with a little help from ALEXANDER WANG Capricorn, you can pull off this Prism U-SHAPE BIKINI right now, trust!   Aquarius, you're feeling like sunshine and you'll look like it too in this MARsFLY JACKET by Tom Sachs for Nike. Pisces, if you do move, choose this Tom Sachs for Nike AIRBAG DUFFEL!   Taurus, kick it into gear and take action in these Forfex x OC No Kill Boots.
Aries, look fear in the face and look fierce while you do it in this Rachel Comey COLLAGE DRESS.
Written in the Stars: Happy Birthday, Gemini!
by Michelangelo Arevalo and Ivory Lee Carlson
Once a week in Silver Lake, LA, Ivory and OCLA's Michelangelo teach others how to read and understand astrology. Now, at the turn of every sign, these two stargazers are here to offer us advice on love, life, sex, and fashion.

GEMINI
For your birthday month, Gemini, sex is a plane ride away, so take a trip! The sun is in your first house (the house of the self), a very favorable position. The lovers you choose are always right outside the dance floor. When, and if, you decide to do it, do it good!

CANCER
I hope you have a pair of sunglasses because reality can be very bright. Vampiric clubbing and days so bright you can’t even begin to comprehend all the colors, it's all so dazzling. Cancer, this month, more than anything else it's safer to fly a kite.

LEO
Rebel without a cause, or rather, without a clue. Thunder only happens when it’s raining, lovers only love you when they’re LAYING. The stillness of memories is hardly anything you’ve lost. So, Leo, when the rain washes you clean you will know! 

VIRGO

Organization nation, re-organization nation, our suggestion, Virgo, is to call Janet. Although some of you may have to refer to her as Mz. Jackson, ask her about rhythm and being in control. Otherwise ditch the list, put your headphones on, and nationalize your life!

LIBRA
Just because you’re pretty (which you are), it doesn’t mean everyone else is. Truth is a philosophical concept. What’s true for he, she, we, may not be true at all. This month the law lies in your hands—what's true for you?

SCORPIO
With ritual, rich you will be—laughing like crazy all the way to the bank. Cliché it may be, but you have a diamond-shaped head, and it's your turn to run the world. Cross your legs and fingers and say "I am the new Beyoncé, I am the new Beyoncé." (Feel free to lick your lips or twirl the hips before saying this.)

SAGITTARIUS
It's time to figure out the one you want to do. Saggie, my friend, the goal is to validate your wallet as well as your genitals! Booze 'n' bruise, if ya wanna.

CAPRICORN
Physically, you’re banging; economically, you’re hanging. The tighter your ship, the tighter your tips! Your body is your temple to take care of. Every now and then purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, or any other rejuvinating body of water. Silky water, soft sand, and summer camps filled with recovery. LOL!

AQUARIUS 
Expansion is your middle name, Midas is in your fingers, so what are you going to touch? Stay golden as long as you can. Know when to hold, and know when to fold. Whether you’re walking or running, it will be fun all the way.

PISCES
As uncomfortable as things may seem, you’ve got the dream team by your side. Move if you need to, stay if you want to. Just remember that U are part of the universe, that universe has a universe, and so does love.

TAURUS
Talking, talking, talking! Taking action, on the other hand? Not so much. Slowly but surely you will become the temples you build and the fires you ignite. Your internal architecture will become your pyramid of pleasure.  

ARIES
You can have a fast car, but how is it going to get you out of here? Crises or Chrysler, Cadillac to crash—is your car built to last? Aries, it’s time to put your pedal to the metal, and get out of the ghetto... Emotionally, physically, and spiritually, it's 2X2.  

Visit Michelangelo and Ivory on FACEBOOK and TWITTER!
To book a reading call Ivory at +1 (323) 491.7330

FILED UNDER: MICHELANGELO AREVALO , IVORY LEE CARLSON , ASTROLOGY , Tom Sachs for Nike , Hermanos Estebecorena , Prism , Alexander Wang , Rachel Comey , Q-Pot. , Low Luv by Erin Wasson , Light Asylum , Aesop , OCLA Astrology
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1.
TUE, MAY 22, 2012
16:40
awesome post, MA!
- rae
2.
WED, MAY 23, 2012
16:06
THIS IS AMAZING AND A LONG TIME COMING! GO MICHAELANGELO!
- CK
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THU, JUNE 14, 2012
00:29
juicy juicy juice!
- Rory maloney
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