When I saw the new Jean Paul Gaultier Bébé pieces I wished that at least one of my friends had a baby. My sister's cat probably wouldn't find it as fun as I would, so I have no one to dress up in this tiny 3-D hat and bib set. It's decked out in JPG's favorite motifs—sailor tattoos, anchors, and pirates—and comes with little 3-D glasses (striped, of course) for pop-up effect prints. Also in true JPG style, leggings and blankets come in matelot stripes, and even the designer's classic motorcycle jacket is scaled down in baby-soft cotton.