John Stamos, all we have to say is: Have mercy! Most (if not all) Full House fans couldn't help but have a crush on the ever-so-charming Uncle Jesse. And with those flowing locks, can you blame them? Even though many years have gone by, you're still as hunky as ever. Plus, not just any stud gets to have been married to Rebecca Romijn in his lifetime. Happy birthday! Here are some presents we picked out just for you.