With her perfectly over-the-top fashion sense (which she proudly says is modeled after the town tramp), bawdy sex appeal, and indisputable talent, Dolly Parton has been dazzling us for over four decades with songs like “Jolene” and “Islands in the Stream” and movies including 9 to 5 and The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. We’re wishing you a genuine down-home happy birthday, Ms. Parton, and we’ve got a big ol’ barrelful of great gifts (a coat of many colors perhaps?) for you after the jump.